Tools For Trolling,  Borrowed from N.A.N.A.E., rec.moto, 
and tx.moto without shame.  Thanks Google!		 To use these troll-o-meters, set your font to courier 10 point
and copy and past the text into your email or news document

 

Simplified - Numeric

    TROLL-O-METER
0 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 8 9 10

Simplified - Legend

    T R O L L - O - M A T I C
PATHETIC ---------+---------INSPIRED

Simplified - with watchdog

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+------------------------------+
|**********************        |
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+-----­------------------------+

|            (o o)
| -------oOO--(_)--OOo--------

Move along folks. Nothing to see here. Just a troll having a seizure.  Show's over. Keep it moving.

TROLL-O-METER
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 +10 +20
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BULLSHIT-O-METER
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 +10 +20
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DUMBASS-O-METER
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 +10 +20
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Try to be a bit more subtle next time. Thanks for playing!

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Better, but no bite. I am uninterested in getting into a flame war with you no matter how many personal attacks you make. If you insist on having a fight, go ahead and start without me.

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[ reeky neighborhood watch Troll-O-Meter]
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 Not bad, as trolls go. The Lame-o-meter was off scale on the highest range and the Clue-o-meter wouldn't register.

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OMG! They said it couldn't be done, but this post rates:

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|        3       6         |
|     2             7      |
|   1                 8    |
|  0         o         9   |
|  -1      /               |
|   -2    /                |
|     -3 /                 |
+--------------------------+
|      Troll-O-Meter       |
'--------------------------'
Warning, troll-o-meters are susceptible to particularly stupid statements, and may give inaccurate readings under such conditions.  A shrill response generally indicates an effective complaint.

 		  /_______________________/|
| TROLL-O-METER(tm)      ||
|                        ||
| .---  .---             ||
|     |     | millitrolls||
| .---'     |    _  _    ||
| |         | . | || |   ||
|  ---'     '   `-'`-'   |/
`------------------------'
A bit better, but still not enough to hook me. Better luck on your next cast!

+----------------------+ +----------------------+
|0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10| |0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10|
| \ TROLL-O-METER      | | WANK-O-METER    /    |
|  \                   | |                /     |
|   \                  | |               /      |
|    \                 | |              /       |
|     \                | |             /        |
|      \               | |            /         |
|       \              | |           /          |
|Certifie\  next cal:  | |Certified / next cal: |
| NIST    \ date 12/5  | | NIST    / date 12/5  |
+----------------------+ +----------------------+

*BANG*


That was the Troll-O-Meter exploding.

Fell for that one hook, line, and sinker.
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| Do NOT Feed |
|  The Troll  |
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         |   PLEASE DO NOT   |           :.:\:\:/:/:.:
         |  FEED THE TROLLS  |           :=.' - - '.=:
         |                   |           '=(\ 9 9 /)='
         | Thank you,        |             (  (_)  )
         |     Management    |             /`-vvv-'\
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                 | |         @@@        /_//  /^\  \\_\
   @x@@x@        | |          |/        WW(  (  )  )WW
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    \||/         | |          |     jgs (______Y______)
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