Cannot find the "any key" on your keyboard?
Does "Click OK to continue" bring on anxieties?
Unable to click on FoxNews ever since the presidential election?
What about those obnoxious people on newsgroups with the wrong opinions?
Are you technically challenged?
Cannot find the "any key" on your keyboard?
Does "Click OK to continue" bring on anxieties?
Unable to click on FoxNews ever since the presidential election?
What about those obnoxious people on newsgroups with the wrong opinions?
Sadly, technology is advancing at such a dramatic rate that many millions, of all ages, will never truly be able to understand it, putting an undue burden on those friends and family members who must explain it to them. An Assisted Computing Facility (ACF) can cost up to $10,000 a month. Is there any help for the computing impaired?
YES!
Tips for the Computing Impaired
At tips for the computing impaired, we offer free assistance that will allow you to live independently and cope with the many problems facing bleeding heart liberals and neo-conservatives as they surf on the internet and discover other people don't have the same opinions or even moral values. Unlike ACF, there is no need to worry about your power plug being disconnected.. Just maintain your internet service account and remember this web page.
Most frequently asked questions:
| Who would be most helped with your services? | Everyone from the politically faint of heart thru the housewife driving the SUV while talking on the cell phone and changing the baby diaper |
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How can I tune to stations on the other side of Fox News on my TV set without stopping on Fox? |
No problem, there is an easy solution here. This remarkable device removes the discomfort of hearing conservative opinions. Out-Fox Fox! |
| My computer has an AMD processor but all I read about are Intel products on the Intel news group. | This can be easily solved using a filter, click here for details on setting up your Intel Blocker. |
| Who is that biker Bill Walker that I read about in the txmoto news group ? | Bill is a self taught biker, is politically active, and outspoken on bikers and veterans rights. Click here and look for Brian down there too. |
| People who disagree with me keep responding to my posts. Who are these people? | That is easy, they are called trolls. When you respond to them you are feeding them. The best thing to do is not feed them at all and they will go away. It may take a long time, but eventually they will move on. Remember: if you feed them you get to keep them. |
| People who disagree with me keep responding to my posts. Why are they doing that? |
They are feeding you. Keep sucking it in and bulk up on them. If it does not come in fast enough, try cross posting. Remember not to antagonize them too much or you will end up with a news group of disconnected feeding tubes. |
| Reading what Bill and Brian Walker have to say on txmoto greatly upsets me. When I complain they say they will show up at my house. What can I do about it. | Again, that is an easy one, Click here, sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. It also helps to look thru the peephole and compare against the photos in the reeky newsgroup. Bill sometimes carries a badge. Check here for survey results to see how highly regarded Bill is in Reeky Valley. |
| What can I do about the outcome of the last presidential election? | That is an easy one, we here at Tips For The Computing Impaired are proud sponsors of Helping Them Move On. Click here for details. |
| Regulars on tx.moto keep asking how Gore lost the USA 2000 presidential election. What should a newbie tell them? | Not enough people got to vote twice. Click here for details on this surprisingly simple answer |
| I get all this email asking me to take out a mortgage, buy Viagra or advise me to change my PayPal and EBay passwords. What can I do about this? | This is tough. Fortunately some professionals have put together an effective form letter that you can use to complain. Click here for details and be sure to replace the phrase "FRIENDS IN IRVING" with the name of the perpetrator |
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